Milkman™
Les Strongman
Always Delivers
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Post by Milkman™ on Jan 12, 2007 15:01:37 GMT
Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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Doughnut
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Post by Doughnut on Jan 12, 2007 15:07:03 GMT
*groan* Heard it before but not with cricket ... "football for England", "rugby for England", etc. etc. there aren't many sports it doesn't work for really are there?!
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Post by NickThePanther44 on Jan 14, 2007 15:32:54 GMT
well i thought it was funny
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Rich
Paul Adey
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Post by Rich on Jan 16, 2007 14:13:58 GMT
Old ones are the best!
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john
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Post by john on Mar 5, 2007 19:49:45 GMT
well i thought it was funny hah! Same! ;D
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