Shorty
Paul Adey
Still here for Private Messages
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Apr 12, 2006 8:30:31 GMT
Post by Shorty on Apr 12, 2006 8:30:31 GMT
A Panthers fan enters a pub and orders a drink. The bar has a new robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared pint, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" the Panthers fan replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The guy is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?", he responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, the Grand National, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, immigration, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the Panthers fan leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" he replies, "Er, 30, I think." And the robot says... real slowly..."So...............how long.............have you.................been a...................Steelers fan?"
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Apr 12, 2006 10:20:29 GMT
Post by *♥*Shortie*♥* on Apr 12, 2006 10:20:29 GMT
thats class i like that 1
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Higgy
Les Strongman
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Apr 12, 2006 15:12:44 GMT
Post by Higgy on Apr 12, 2006 15:12:44 GMT
haha ;D
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Apr 12, 2006 20:47:04 GMT
Post by cc77 on Apr 12, 2006 20:47:04 GMT
wonder if this joke will appear on steel talk? but with the obvious change lol
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Apr 13, 2006 9:53:33 GMT
Post by *GraceWoolhouse* on Apr 13, 2006 9:53:33 GMT
;D arrrrr lol
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Apr 13, 2006 10:43:24 GMT
Post by 12x-Panther-x34 on Apr 13, 2006 10:43:24 GMT
lol thts great
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cat
Ross Lambert
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Apr 13, 2006 18:42:40 GMT
Post by cat on Apr 13, 2006 18:42:40 GMT
Hahah!!
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Helen B
Terry Kurtenbach
you know how much I love you guys
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Apr 13, 2006 23:20:38 GMT
Post by Helen B on Apr 13, 2006 23:20:38 GMT
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