Women In Charge Of Everything

[Shorty]

W.I.C.O.E.
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

[ted]

If men have to learn and do all that stuff....... what are women gonna do?

[cat]

Hahaha!! Thats ace!

[Shorty]

I'm having my other halfs toes surgically removed so she can get nearer to the sink! ;D

[gopanthers]

quality stuff there ;D

[Alf Garnett]

shorty said:

I'm having my other halfs toes surgically removed so she can get nearer to the sink! ;D

Medically speaking would she not lose her balance?

If so, not only would she require a wheelchair but also she would be further away from the sink and she would not be able to see what she was doing.

[ted]

lower sinks.....

[Shorty]

the chains would keep her upright

[Thomas Elliott]

shorty said:

the chains would keep her upright

Good response!! ;D

[Shorty]

Womens classes are now also being introduced. The exact format is not know yet, but will include the following:

how to open a jar without asking for help

UK spiders are NOT a threat to personal safety

living with the period: murdering men is not an option

how to sort a flat tyre; without the RAC

rear view mirrors and makeup

stockings, the must have accessory

anniversaries, are they really that important?

[fluffyfred]

shorty said:

Womens classes are now also being introduced. The exact format is not know yet, but will include the following:

how to open a jar without asking for help

Easy, tap the lid on the side. I learnt that one from Friends ;D

[cat]

shorty said:

Womens classes are now also being introduced. The exact format is not know yet, but will include the following:

how to open a jar without asking for help

UK spiders are NOT a threat to personal safety

living with the period: murdering men is not an option

how to sort a flat tyre; without the RAC

rear view mirrors and makeup

stockings, the must have accessory

anniversaries, are they really that important?

Oh yes they are....damn things.

[*♥*Shortie*♥*]

a lad i know at school has a phobia of spiders

[Alf Garnett]

Q) Why do women knit?

A) It gives them something to think about whilst they're talking... ;D


Also...........

Cordless phones - They will not charge themselves up overnight on the arm of the sofa.

'Lost' items inside your handbag. - Ladies this is not a Krypton Factor stylee touch only challenge.You are actually allowed to open your handbag and look inside it

[fluffyfred]

andyblath said:

'Lost' items inside your handbag. - Ladies this is not a Krypton Factor stylee touch only challenge.You are actually allowed to open your handbag and look inside it

When I was on a night out recently, I couldn't see inside my handbag because there was that much stuff in there and all I wanted was my eyeliner. Took me a few minutes to try and find it before I gave up, tipped everything out and then realised I'd put it in the side pocket!

And yes I am blonde ;D

[heja]

panthersgurl89 said:

a lad i know at school has a phobia of spiders

probably gay

[Shorty]

Blimey! I didnt know you could get gay spiders......

[ted]

shorty said:

Blimey! I didnt know you could get gay spiders......

They scuttle up your back!

[martinski83]

and reside in handbags and hair salons ;D

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