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Kylie
May 7, 2005 17:36:15 GMT
Post by Heanor Lair on May 7, 2005 17:36:15 GMT
As there seems to be a thread on the forum abot who loves Geoff the most, can we have a thread on who loves Kylie most of all. Yeh, I know she dont play ice hockey, but Geoff also has ginger hair (apparently) and that dont have anything to do with ice hockey Anyway I love Kylie lots and lots ;D ;D HL PS: Can we give her Honourable Membership of the Cageforum, which means a nice piccy of her modelling her 'Love Kylie' underwear on the Cageforum front page
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Mark
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 17:38:49 GMT
Post by Mark on May 7, 2005 17:38:49 GMT
Seconded.
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 17:40:52 GMT
Post by girdeaux on May 7, 2005 17:40:52 GMT
Never accuse me of being an unfair mod...
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 17:42:30 GMT
Post by Heanor Lair on May 7, 2005 17:42:30 GMT
Skywarp for best mod award ;D ;D
HL
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 17:46:45 GMT
Post by girdeaux on May 7, 2005 17:46:45 GMT
Skywarp for best mod award ;D ;D HL Now wait for someone to moan
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 19:23:45 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 7, 2005 19:23:45 GMT
Now wait for someone to moan now why would anyone want to do that
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 19:36:08 GMT
Post by crunchie on May 7, 2005 19:36:08 GMT
Don't mention Kylie to my missus. I mate that fateful mistake once, & I still have the scars to show for it. It all stems from one 'explicit' dream I had one night. You know when your a kid, you ALWAYS wake up when you get to the 'good' bits?. Weeeeeeeeeeell, I don't any more! ;D Anyway, I once had this dream that I met Kylie Minogue, on the London Underground (Which for some very strange reason I caught from Bulwell Market - near Ray's fruit & veg stall). We got off (literally!! ) at the London Eye, & had what can only be describe as a bloody good time! At the end of the day, Kylie made me choose....''The wife or me?''...I ummed & arrrrred for a bit & chose the wife. Every so often, when things are 'tetchy' between me & the 'Mrs', I frequently say out loud (BAAAAAAAD mistake) ''I KNEW I should have chosen Kylie''. It usually ends up with my head rapped round a frying pan!. Now....If it was Keira Knightley..she'd wouldn't have won.
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 19:39:10 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 7, 2005 19:39:10 GMT
Don't mention Kylie to my missus. I mate that fateful mistake once, & I still have the scars to show for it. It all stems from one 'explicit' dream I had one night. You know when your a kid, you ALWAYS wake up when you get to the 'good' bits?. Weeeeeeeeeeell, I don't any more! ;D Anyway, I once had this dream that I met Kylie Minogue, on the London Underground (Which for some very strange reason I caught from Bulwell Market - near Ray's fruit & veg stall). We got off (literally!! ) at the London Eye, & had what can only be describe as a bloody good time! At the end of the day, Kylie made me choose....''The wife or me?''...I ummed & arrrrred for a bit & chose the wife. Every so often, when things are 'tetchy' between me & the 'Mrs', I frequently say out loud (BAAAAAAAD mistake) ''I KNEW I should have chosen Kylie''. It usually ends up with my head rapped round a frying pan!. Now....If it was Keira Knightley..she'd wouldn't have won. ashtrays hurt aswell, especially if its a direct hit
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 19:41:43 GMT
Post by DaveE on May 7, 2005 19:41:43 GMT
ashtrays hurt aswell, especially if its a direct hit As do dictionaries (don't ask )
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 19:51:38 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 7, 2005 19:51:38 GMT
are us poor lads emotional punchbags or something?
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 20:34:01 GMT
Post by Heanor Lair on May 7, 2005 20:34:01 GMT
Why is it when they are having a go at you they never stop to pause for breadth?? Is it some kind of evolutionary thing whereby men can never win an argument as they can nere get a word in, in self defence HL
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 20:45:12 GMT
Post by crunchie on May 7, 2005 20:45:12 GMT
Ahhhhh the mystery that is woman! You'll never figure the buggers out...coz they change the rules, like they change handbags & shoes. Things like - Me: ''I've done it the way you asked. Why is it wrong?'' Mrs: ''Coz that was the way last week..this week it's this way''. She doesn't like it when I reply to her question of ''Oh!. Can you only do one thing at once?'' With ''My dear, I would rather do one thing well, than several things badly''. That's another saucepan round the head inducing moment. And don't ever get into the minefield of her asking '' Which one of these dreses should I wear''. It's a lose/lose situation. Just shut the feck up & say nowt.
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 21:02:09 GMT
Post by nuttyrockeress on May 7, 2005 21:02:09 GMT
sorry boy's but this is gonna be moved to off topic!! Go on, call me an unfair mod! Nothing against her but she don't do anything for hockey talk in my eyes!! ;D
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 21:13:20 GMT
Post by crunchie on May 7, 2005 21:13:20 GMT
Oooooooooooooohh hark at her!!
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Kylie
May 7, 2005 22:04:53 GMT
Post by Lucy on May 7, 2005 22:04:53 GMT
As do dictionaries (don't ask ) Come on newpanther - what's that all about. You been mucking about in class? Oh, can't be that 'cos teachers aren't allowed to throw stuff now Not like in my day - beware the dreaded blackboard rubber ;D
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MP
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Kylie
May 8, 2005 0:07:55 GMT
Post by MP on May 8, 2005 0:07:55 GMT
Not like in my day - beware the dreaded blackboard rubber ;D Ouch! They hurt! ;D Not that I was ever on the receiving end of one - I was always canny enough to escape detection when it came to misdemeanours, but had friends who weren't! ;D
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Kylie
May 8, 2005 15:33:49 GMT
Post by runnerbean on May 8, 2005 15:33:49 GMT
As there seems to be a thread on the forum abot who loves Geoff the most I think that would be me!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Kylie
May 8, 2005 18:48:52 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 8, 2005 18:48:52 GMT
this thread seems to have veered off towards how our other halves get the better of us or try too i'll just keep looking at that picture of KYLIE until the wife comes in that is ;D
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Kylie
May 9, 2005 8:21:58 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 9, 2005 8:21:58 GMT
my 9 year old daughter saw me type this and went and told my wife. i now have an ashtray dent in the back of my head
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Kylie
May 9, 2005 13:22:16 GMT
Post by Big Dave Steeler on May 9, 2005 13:22:16 GMT
Great thread to have - nice one Paul
Ya Old man would be proud of ya LOL
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DaveE
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Kylie
May 9, 2005 15:56:41 GMT
Post by DaveE on May 9, 2005 15:56:41 GMT
Come on newpanther - what's that all about. You been mucking about in class? Oh, can't be that 'cos teachers aren't allowed to throw stuff now Not like in my day - beware the dreaded blackboard rubber ;D No this was an incident at my ex's......
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Kylie
May 11, 2005 9:46:51 GMT
Post by Thomas Elliott on May 11, 2005 9:46:51 GMT
Oh, can't be that 'cos teachers aren't allowed to throw stuff now Not like in my day - beware the dreaded blackboard rubber ;D In my junior school a teacher threw a chair at one of the kids. It hit him as well, and nothing happened to him. I'm all for bringing back the cane and other stuff like that. There are plenty of kids at my school who could do with a good beating!!
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Kylie
May 11, 2005 14:22:49 GMT
Post by hitman69 on May 11, 2005 14:22:49 GMT
Forget Kylie what about Sarah Harding!! cant forget Kylie, whats wrong with her. Sarah Harding's OK but she doesnt stick in my mind like KYLIE does
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