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Post by Nemesis on Apr 27, 2007 15:37:59 GMT
Why? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Why can you buy cigarretes at the age of 16 but you can't buy nicotene patches until you're 18? Why do retired people go to the Supermarket at lunch times and the weekends when they could go when it's much less busy? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. WHY?  ? :cry: |
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Post by 37.KiRsTy.37 on Apr 28, 2007 9:49:04 GMT
>> if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes<<
my mates a bio teacher and she told me this: we didn't evolve from apes but apes and humans evovled from the same ancestor, which is why we have so much in common, so thats why there are still apes... but they are still trying to fid out what that common ancestor was... judging by the guiness advert.. it was a little fish thing. lol
not saying that this is deffinately what happened but i believe it!
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Post by charlish2099 on Apr 29, 2007 9:09:02 GMT
Did you know before a person heads from death row to there inevitable fate they are is given a medical, if they fail they are considered 'unfit for execution' and the event is delayed.
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Post by NickThePanther44 on Apr 29, 2007 12:48:46 GMT
had some laughs from this thread
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Post by maxfax on Apr 30, 2007 7:11:57 GMT
Just reading an article in todays Metro freebie newspaper, about a chap who has built an Ark (Page 3 for those interested). It got me thinking about the original Ark. We are led to believe that Mr Noah, took the animals X 2 onto the Ark, to save them from the great flood. Why did he take Ducks onto the Ark?
Noah: ''Hey Mr & Mrs Duck...Get on the Ark, there is a HUGE flood coming!''
Ducks: ''SO?''
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Post by Optic on Apr 30, 2007 13:59:31 GMT
LOOOOOL ^
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Post by cc77 on Apr 30, 2007 18:07:46 GMT
Can`t ya tell we`ve all got too much time on our hands lol.
some really funny, but true stuff,
nath#83 thought what you posted was so weird like the title says WHY?
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Post by john on Apr 30, 2007 18:44:10 GMT
Just reading an article in todays Metro freebie newspaper, about a chap who has built an Ark (Page 3 for those interested). It got me thinking about the original Ark. We are led to believe that Mr Noah, took the animals X 2 onto the Ark, to save them from the great flood. Why did he take Ducks onto the Ark? Noah: ''Hey Mr & Mrs Duck...Get on the Ark, there is a HUGE flood coming!'' Ducks: ''SO?'' And Penquins  |
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Post by Dan on Apr 30, 2007 20:42:06 GMT
Why is this posted every 12 months?  |
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Post by jamescourtney on Apr 30, 2007 21:05:36 GMT
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Its health and Saftey.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is
not enough?
Someones got to fund the banks Xmas party. And their greedy guttless cowards who care about nothing but ££££
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Better safe than sorry
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Don't know waste of money IMO
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Continus circle of life
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
do do with the PH scale, and the chemicals mixing with water the colour usally holds the smell
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Xmas day
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
who does that? if you do that your a LOSER
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt you stupid idiot?"
what comes around goes around
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
i have no idea
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
buy few fans in summer and sit outside then
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
cus they'll beat you up
Why can you buy cigarretes at the age of 16 but you can't buy nicotene patches until you're 18?
learn from your mistakes
Why do retired people go to the Supermarket at lunch times and the weekends when they could go when it's much less busy?
otherwise phillip shcofeild would be out of a job who eles watches day time telly?
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Post by runnerbean on May 1, 2007 11:08:37 GMT
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
Because obviously the vacuum wasnt strong enough to pick it up in the first place, so you pick it up so its not stuck to the floor and then put it back down to vacuum it up! I do that!! ;D
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Post by fluffyfred on May 3, 2007 20:20:39 GMT
Why is this posted every 12 months? For those of us who actually have work and a life and miss this the first, second, third etc time. |
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Post by fluffyfred on May 3, 2007 20:26:20 GMT
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Because obviously the vacuum wasnt strong enough to pick it up in the first place, so you pick it up so its not stuck to the floor and then put it back down to vacuum it up! I do that!! ;D I kind of do that. If it doesn't pick up the first or second time. I pick up the string or whatever item and feed it directly to the hoover. If it doesn't pick it up then, it's goes in the bin. I do have a Miele Cat and Dog TT though so it doesn't happen unless the brush is clogged. |
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Post by Kadie on May 4, 2007 21:50:32 GMT
Just reading an article in todays Metro freebie newspaper, about a chap who has built an Ark (Page 3 for those interested). It got me thinking about the original Ark. We are led to believe that Mr Noah, took the animals X 2 onto the Ark, to save them from the great flood. Why did he take Ducks onto the Ark? Noah: ''Hey Mr & Mrs Duck...Get on the Ark, there is a HUGE flood coming!'' Ducks: ''SO?'' Erm...'cause people feed them bread? Big Flood = no people = no bread = no ducks?! lol. ;D |
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Post by Ovechkin8 on May 5, 2007 21:59:42 GMT
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Someones got to fund the banks Xmas party. And their greedy guttless cowards who care about nothing but ££££ Thanks my Mum is a bank manager !! lol |
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Post by DoUrden on May 6, 2007 10:08:10 GMT
Just reading an article in todays Metro freebie newspaper, about a chap who has built an Ark (Page 3 for those interested). It got me thinking about the original Ark. We are led to believe that Mr Noah, took the animals X 2 onto the Ark, to save them from the great flood. Why did he take Ducks onto the Ark? Noah: ''Hey Mr & Mrs Duck...Get on the Ark, there is a HUGE flood coming!'' Ducks: ''SO?'' They didn't go in 2 by 2 at all though. There were 7 of every clean animal and 7 of every bird. The 2 was only for Unclean animals! |
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Post by maxfax on May 6, 2007 14:22:42 GMT
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Post by DoUrden on May 6, 2007 16:03:07 GMT
Well I don't like to tell too many people but yes. I am Noah!
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Post by charlish2099 on May 8, 2007 19:26:26 GMT
nath#83 thought what you posted was so weird like the title says WHY? because I want to know why they bother with the medical, nem reminded me of it when he mentioned steralised needles for lethal injection, it is weird, thats WHY i posted it. |
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