Milkman™
Les Strongman
Always Delivers
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Post by Milkman™ on Jul 3, 2005 3:46:30 GMT
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
Any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on
and take 2 Good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known
as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent Is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
Until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you Have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus Is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application
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Lahh.
Robert Lachowicz
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Post by Lahh. on Jul 3, 2005 19:56:04 GMT
lmao!
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Post by hitman69 on Jul 3, 2005 20:29:57 GMT
bring it on, i like that sort of virus remedy
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Optic
Corey Neilson
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Post by Optic on Jul 5, 2005 16:41:01 GMT
haha i love it ;D ;D
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Post by Colonel Mustard on Jul 7, 2005 17:52:02 GMT
I`ll be releasing a site soon Called Compuhelp
It will be Helpful to those who struggle with viruses, and need computer help...
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Post by iain on Jul 7, 2005 17:56:23 GMT
Why not try develop a site whish hasnt been done a millions times before...
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Milkman™
Les Strongman
Always Delivers
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Post by Milkman™ on Jul 7, 2005 18:24:45 GMT
I`ll be releasing a site soon Called Compuhelp It will be Helpful to those who struggle with viruses, and need computer help... Like a million othersOr buy an Apple
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