do an IQ test..

[nt26ix]

mine was 136

[Deleted]

My IQ score was 126!
- Pure Mathematician

[Rhino#13]

Shorty said:

Dave Simms, your IQ score is 15

Dave Simms, your IQ score is significantly below average on a national level, although it is higher than the average in your selected county of Yorkshire. You have very low social skills, although again these are stronger than the average in your selected county. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have low scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities - fat chance.

Your mind's strength plays tricks on you, and makes you think that you are far more popular than you really are. It lets you imagine that you are God like, and worshipped by hundreds of thousands. Because you have no skills in the numerical universe, letting you calculate the wage bill of a professional hockey team will end in disaster. You may as well put all of the money in a biscuit tin and pass it around.

In addition to your low numerical abilities, you also have a very low grasp of the English language, and resort to shouting to get your point across. Your uncanny ability to deny the truth adds to the underlying blue print of denial that has spanned your life. Two philosophers who share the same combination of skills you possess are Charles Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer.

LMAO ! Absolute classic ! Has anyone tried to get a really low score just to see if the verbiage still tries to be upbeat and positive. I might have a go in a minute.